life sucks and then you die

butasparrow:

touchmypopsicle:

it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked

the second one was kind of unexpected

but no one is disagreeing 

(via autumnmichelle)


Happy Alice Day.

Happy Alice Day.

(Source: lewis-carroll, via theatomicboom)

calumon:

i’m like 80% annoying and 20% boring

(via jemappellemariemay)

“People don’t want their lives fixed. Nobody wants their problems solved. Their dramas. their distractions. Their stories resolved. Their messes cleaned up. Because what would they have left? Just the big scary unknown.”

― Chuck Palahniuk, Survivor

reportsfromcloudn9ne:

drugsandanarchy:

comedycentral:

This was hilarious.

[via @NathanFielder]

(Source: comedycentral, via spenceraashton)

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